Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Kids Say the Darndest Things

I'm thinking Olivia watches too much 'Max & Ruby'. When Landon was getting dressed for scouts, Olivia said, "Is Landon is going to Bunny Scouts?".

Every night during dinner, we ask the kids about their "highs and lows" for the day. We always ask Livi her high and she usually just giggles because she has no idea what we are asking her. Today, as we were asking Landon about his high, Livi yelled out..."My high was Walmart!" and yes, we did go to Walmart that day.

Livi kept biting Emma. When I told her to stop, she said, "First you put me in time out, then you come and get me, then I tell Emma sorry, then I stop biting." So, I guess we do this routine a little too often?

Landon and Emma were chewing gum and Landon said, "Emma, did you know you can burn 10 calories and hour chewing gum?". Emma then responded, " I know, why do you think I put in two pieces?".

Emma: We did a science fair project to see what had the most germs in our room; the door knob, my desk, and pencils and stuff.
Mom: So, what had the most germs?
Emma: My desk.
Mom: Ew, why is your desk so dirty?
Emma: Because it has the germs of every kid in the class.
Mom: Why?
Emma: (with a sigh) because mom, everyone loves me.

Landon had to write thank you cards as a scout project. The card he gave Jeremy read, "Dad, thanks for always taking us to fun places."
My card read, "Mom, thanks for keeping the house clean".

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